My cat is trying to trick me.

Langston 1) knows how to open doors 2) has been doing extremely suspicious investigations regarding the toilet 3) knows to come wake me up around 6am since she gets fed as soon as I get out of bed in the morning. That last bit has created a bit of confusion though since naps and nighttime bathroom trips are greeted with the same! ecstatic! meowing! In other words, she generally celebrates like your average highschool cheerleader whenever I rise from my bed. Right now she is on the bed with me, shoving her head up under my hand, and then trying to lead me with her head OFF! the bed! and into! the kitchen!

She’s hilarious, that one is.