Man, you people are patient. Thanks for coming back and checking in!

Here, for no special reason, is a list of things that make me happy.* (Don’t get too worried that I have misplaced my true nature. Below this list will be a list of things that make me crazy.)

1) Kittens. My kittens are awesome. And nothing makes me feel as delightfully guilty as getting Langston to trace the laser beam in her army crawl position.
2) Simone. I am not sure that words can describe this, but my joy and happiness for Alexa and the safe home-coming of baby Simone can only be a fraction of a fraction of the happiness Alexa and Scott must feel themselves. Congratulations Flotsam family!
3) My boyfriend’s new book!!!

Congratulations Dave!!

Bur that’s not all! Dave’s comic was discussed in a recent episode of The State of Things on NC NPR!!!! If that doesn’t impress you then please just stop reading because we obviously cannot be friends
4) Holy crap Obama did it. Am more than a little excited about his promise as our next fearless leader.
5) I have a secret. It makes me happy. No I can’t tell you it.

And in good order, here are 5 things that make me crazy:

1) Being second-guessed about an issue that isn’t all that important to begin with. Get over yourselves, please and thank you.
2) My arch enemy in the graduate program at school. Just don’t ask. If you ask I will not shut up with the complaining.
3) Car washes that do a worse job than my four-year-old niece.
4) That I can ooohhh so easily whip out a credit card. This goes hand in hand with being pressured by a sales lady to sign up for a store credit card. Believe me woman… I mean NO.
5) Stores that don’t take plastic and/or don’t take plastic for less than a certain amount.

*No meaning should be attached to the numerals included here. My order, like my life, is random.